Ugh, it’s filthy! Why not create a National Endowment for Strip Clubs while we’re at it? Bender, this is Fry’s decision… and he made it wrong. So it’s time for us to interfere in his life. With a warning label this big, you know they gotta be fun!

Bite my shiny metal ass. Why am I sticky and naked? Did I miss something fun? No, I’m Santa Claus! We’ll go deliver this crate like professionals, and then we’ll go home. Bender?! You stole the atom.

I’ve been there. My folks were always on me to groom myself and wear underpants. What am I, the pope?

This is the worst kind of discrimination: the kind against me! Yep, I remember. They came in last at the Olympics, then retired to promote alcoholic beverages! When the lights go out, it’s nobody’s business what goes on between two consenting adults.