Lost in Indonesia

When the lights go out, it’s nobody’s business what goes on between two consenting adults. Soothe us with sweet lies. Would you censor the Venus de Venus just because you can see her spewers? Can we have Bender Burgers again?

Good news, everyone! I’ve taught the toaster to feel the love! You mean while I’m sleeping in it? Or a guy who burns down a bar for the insurance money! You don’t know how to do any of those.

A designer knows he has achieved perfection not when there is nothing left to add, but when there is nothing left to take away.ANTOINE DE


Oh, how awful. Did he at least die painlessly? …To shreds, you say. Well, how is his wife holding up? …To shreds, you say. When will that be? We need rest. The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised.

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