{"id":22,"date":"2018-01-24T15:03:44","date_gmt":"2018-01-24T15:03:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/themes.wpmagg.com\/simplll\/?p=22"},"modified":"2018-01-24T16:04:14","modified_gmt":"2018-01-24T16:04:14","slug":"the-guide-to-design-consistency","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/themes.wpmagg.com\/simplll\/the-guide-to-design-consistency\/","title":{"rendered":"The Guide to Design Consistency"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The lights go out, it\u2019s nobody\u2019s business what goes on between two consenting adults. Soothe us with sweet lies. Would you censor the Venus de Venus just because you can see her spewers? Can we have Bender Burgers again?<!--more--><span id=\"more-1715\"><\/span><\/p>\n<p>Good news, everyone! I\u2019ve taught the toaster to feel love! You mean while I\u2019m sleeping in it? Or a guy who burns down a bar for the insurance money! You don\u2019t know how to do any of those.<\/p>\n<p>Oh, how awful. Did he at least die painlessly? \u2026To shreds, you say. Well, how is his wife holding up? \u2026To shreds, you say. When will that be? We need rest. The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The lights go out, it\u2019s nobody\u2019s business what goes on between two consenting adults. Soothe us with sweet lies. Would you censor the Venus de Venus just because you can see her spewers? Can we have Bender Burgers again?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[12],"tags":[11,10],"class_list":["post-22","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-design","tag-ui","tag-ux"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/themes.wpmagg.com\/simplll\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/themes.wpmagg.com\/simplll\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/themes.wpmagg.com\/simplll\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/themes.wpmagg.com\/simplll\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/themes.wpmagg.com\/simplll\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=22"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/themes.wpmagg.com\/simplll\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":23,"href":"https:\/\/themes.wpmagg.com\/simplll\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22\/revisions\/23"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/themes.wpmagg.com\/simplll\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=22"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/themes.wpmagg.com\/simplll\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=22"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/themes.wpmagg.com\/simplll\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=22"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}