Ugh, it’s filthy! Why not create a National Endowment for Strip Clubs while we’re at it? Bender, this is Fry’s decision\u2026 and he made it wrong. So it’s time for us to interfere in his life. With a warning label this big, you know they gotta be fun!<\/p>\n
Bite my shiny metal ass. Why am I sticky and naked? Did I miss something fun? No, I’m Santa Claus! We’ll go deliver this crate like professionals, and then we’ll go home.<\/strong> Bender?!<\/em> You stole the atom.<\/p>\n This is the worst kind of discrimination: the kind against me! Yep, I remember. They came in last at the Olympics, then retired to promote alcoholic beverages! When the lights go out, it’s nobody’s business what goes on between two consenting adults.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Ugh, it’s filthy! Why not create a National Endowment for Strip Clubs while we’re at it? Bender, this is Fry’s decision\u2026 and he made it wrong. So it’s time for us to interfere in his life. With a warning label this big, you know they gotta be fun! Bite my shiny metal ass. Why am […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[4,3],"class_list":["post-14","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-life","tag-advice","tag-life"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/themes.wpmagg.com\/rayy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/themes.wpmagg.com\/rayy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/themes.wpmagg.com\/rayy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/themes.wpmagg.com\/rayy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/themes.wpmagg.com\/rayy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=14"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/themes.wpmagg.com\/rayy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":15,"href":"https:\/\/themes.wpmagg.com\/rayy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14\/revisions\/15"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/themes.wpmagg.com\/rayy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=14"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/themes.wpmagg.com\/rayy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=14"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/themes.wpmagg.com\/rayy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=14"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}I’ve been there. My folks were always on me to groom myself and wear underpants. What am I, the pope?<\/h2>\n